Awkward moment #1: It's my best friend's birthday today. We grew up together, did everything together, pretty much until I moved away. So I needed to call her. She lives in Germany.Since today was a non blue day, the only good time to call her was on the way to prison. And since we were carpooling that meant having a full on (one sided) conversation in German in front of other people who don't speak German! Ugh, I HATE that!
Awkward moment #2:Her daughter picked up and couldn't understand who was calling. So I had to yell my (real) name about five (!) times before she knew who I was. Let me tell you... To non German speakers it has a tendency to sound very rough and slightly rude when I pronounce it right.
Awkward moment #3:Her daughter informed me that my friend was indeed NOT at home and that her birthday was actually TOMORROW! Hey, at least I managed to be a day early.
Awkward Moment # 4:When you choose to wait on truck bed (you know, the back of the truck) and suddenly the trucks starts and you're still sitting on it, knowing the driver is unaware of you sitting there. And the way you know this, is coz the driver is calling you at that moment asking where you're at.
Funny Moment #1:When your boss walks around like he's just gotten off a horse after a day of riding coz he crushed his legs in the gym. (This continued to be funny throughout the day)
Funny moment #2:When someone leans forward and ends up falling out of the chair. (Tears were flowing - because of laughter, not pain)
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| Awkward weekend Moment: When you see a massive face right behind ya. |
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